Pan and James: The chimpanzee and the bulldog

Here's a rough translation for those who do not understand japanese. It's even funnier when you know what they are saying.

Narrator: Next is abdominal muscles. We are going to test how many sit-ups can be done in 30 seconds. A ten year old boy on average will be able to do 19 times.

Narrator: How many times is Pan going to do?

Coach: Ready? GO!

(The guests are all amazed in awe)

Narrator: From the look of things, Pan is right on the pace.

(Again, the guest are all in awe, saying that it's amazing)

Coach: Stop!

Narrator: Pan is able to do 12 sit-ups. And...

Coach: Change over!
James: ?
Guest A: I think he's not able to move...

Narrator: Well, and so...

Pan: Are you ready to go?
James: I'm suffocating...

Coach: Start!

(After a while)
Pan: Come on, do it.
(after tugging James's hindlegs)
Pan: Come on, you can.
James: I can't.

(a sad music comes in...)
Pan: It's not possible after all...

Narrator: Just when he's about to give up...

Guest B: Is he going to do it?
James: yo !

Narrator: James has started to move!

Pan: Go for it!
James: Grr...

Narrator: However...

Coach: All right, Stop!

(Number of counts James manage to do: Zero.)